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and I'll Teach You the Secrets About Writing Stunning Wedding Vows that Most People Will Never Know..."
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Three fool-proof ways to conquer even the worst fears of public speaking, so you'll be relaxed and confident on your big day.
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Here's How to Write the Absolute Best Wedding Vows You Never Dreamed You'd be Capable of, Even if You Failed High-School English Class and Your Writing Teachers All Said You'd Never Amount to a Hill of Beans...

To: My Brave Friends Struggling with Their Wedding Vows
From: Chris Simeral
Sunday, 8:52 a.m.
Conshohocken, PA

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Dear Friend,
I know the feeling.
I've been there (sort of).
You know you want to write your own wedding vows, or at least personalize the vows your officiant recommends, but wanting to do something and having the ability to do something are two different things.
Sound familiar?
You're here because you're at least a little bit unsure that the vows you're trying to write are going to turn out the way you want.
Let me put your mind completely at ease...
How's this sound?
On this site, you're going to learn:
How to once and for all completely erase any worries you have that your wedding vows aren?t as good as they could possibly be.
Why I absolutely guarantee that your family, friends and one true love will be positively stunned that you (yes, you!) could write such amazingly romantic words?
The closely guarded wedding vow secrets of professional poets that you practically need a subpoena to uncover
How to get access to hundreds upon hundreds of the most romantic phrases, poems, and sonnets ever written?phrases you can immediately drop right into your own wedding vows even if you personally can?t write at all?
How to have a professional speechwriter virtually looking over your shoulder and serving as your own private wedding vow consultant.
All I ask is that you give me a few minutes of your time.
Sound fair?
Let me share the following story with you. Believe me, it?ll be worth it!
When you make the decision to write your own wedding vows, or even to simply ?tweak? the standard ones, you?re declaring to the world that the love you share is simply too important and unique to be conveyed through phrases that millions of other couples have already spoken.
That?s great.
The problem is that most people, even professional writers, are typically terrible at writing something like wedding vows because it requires a unique set of special skills if you?re going to pull it off right.
(Believe me, I?ve seen and heard some of the wedding vows people have come up with ? again, even pros ? and let?s just say they leave something to be desired.)

Here's something to remember...
What you speak to your fianc? on your wedding day are the words that will form the bedrock of your marriage for the rest of your life.
Can you imagine NOT doing everything you can to make something that important turn out right?
Doesn?t make much sense, does it?

But the sad fact is that many, many couples will spend more time and energy thinking about the menu for the reception than the words that are supposed to last a lifetime.
Let me tell you my own personal wedding vow story (or ?non-story??you?ll see what I mean in a minute)
When my wife and I were married six years ago, I already had seven years of experience under my belt as a professional writer. And I don?t mean just any old hack writer.
I had already written scripts for radio and TV commercials.
I had already written advertisements for experts and authors that got them booked on some of the biggest talk shows in the country.
And, most importantly, I had written hundreds of speeches for political candidates.
So when my wife and I decided we were going to write our own wedding vows I thought, ?Piece of Cake!
I was wrong.
In fact, I was so wrong that we gave up.
Even today I still regret that we didn?t do what we really wanted to do six years ago and personalize our message to one another. Instead, we went with the same old stuff a thousand other people probably said on the same day and every day before and since.
And it still bugs me.
But you know what I learned through all that?

Personalizing Your Wedding Vows Shouldn?t Make You Frustrated?or Angry?or Nervous. It Should be Fun!

I knew that writing your own wedding vows could be done?and done right.
But even with all the experience I had, I couldn?t figure out the formula. I just couldn?t make the vows I was writing sound like the emotions I was feeling.
Maybe you?ve faced the same agonizing frustration when thinking about your own wedding vows.
You know you want to make your wedding vows personal, but you also know you don?t want them to sound foolish or like some penny-ante unemployed ?poet? dreamed them up.
But listen, I have a full-time job AND two kids to raise. I?m not going to spend all that time trying to figure out these closely guarded wedding vow secrets no one seems willing to share.

Then everything changed the day I got the call?

It was from my brother-in-law ? a guy I?ve known for as long as I?ve known my wife. We became fast friends when my wife and I first started dating and have remained close ever since.
On the day that changed everything, he was calling to announce his engagement to his girlfriend.
But that?s not all?
He also wanted to let us know that they were planning to write their own wedding vows!

And That?s When I Decided to Do Something About It!

You know how you feel when you see someone about to head down a path you?ve already taken, and you just know it?s going to turn out badly for them
Well, that?s how I felt.
Now, let me just digress for a second and tell you about this reputation I have in the family for coming up with great and creative gifts.
I don?t want to brag, but I?m telling you that everyone in the family comes to me when they just can?t figure out what to buy Mom, or Dad, or Sis or whomever.
Can you see where this is heading??
It struck me like a thunderbolt.
This will be my wedding gift to them.
I?m going to discover the wedding vow formula.
I?m going to put it down on paper.
And I?m going to create a set of tools to make sure anyone (even my brother-in-law, who?s a great guy but who?ll be the first to tell you is certainly no writer) can use it to personalize their own wedding vows and create a memorable romantic masterpiece.
So here?s what I did?
I started out by hiring a REAL poet...
...someone who had actually been published, not one of these wannabes who thinks any old poorly written love scratching is ?poetry," and paid her hundreds of dollars to tell me how it?s done.
Yep, $300 out of my own pocket!
But I was just getting started.
And guess what? After months of locking myself away in my office after my kids had gone to bed, researching thousands of vows, poems, traditions and God knows what else?
I finally got it!
I?m not going to tell you it was easy, because it wasn?t.
But it was worth it.
I packaged everything together and called it The Ultimate Wedding Vow Toolkit.
And I absolutely guarantee you won?t find a better or easier way to personalize your own wedding vows.
Take a look at what everyone from the pros to couples just like you have to say about the Ultimate Wedding Vow Toolkit...
?I love this kit! It makes writing wedding vows that are personalized and reflect the couple unbelievably easy.? ?Most of my couples are looking for a way to personalize their ceremony, but yet keep in mind their religious and family traditions. The Ultimate Wedding Vow Toolkit walks them through the entire process step-by-step.?
Mark Kingsdorf, Owner/Professional Wedding Consultant
The Queen of Hearts Wedding Consultants - Fairytale Weddings Don't Just Happen, They're Planned? www.QOHweddings.com

?Writing their own wedding vows is something many of my clients set out to do in an effort to personalize their weddings, but many become overwhelmed -- and, unfortunately, do not follow through. The Wedding Vow Toolkit breaks down this process into manageable pieces, allowing each couple to incorporate their religious and ethnic backgrounds with very personal sentiments. I think all couples who are committed to doing the exercises in the Toolkit, and creating wedding vows which truly reflect their individual relationships, will find the Wedding Vow Toolkit invaluable.?
-- Rhonda Bassat-Rivera, Bride Ideas, LLC, ?Wedding Consulting for the Busy Professional,? www.brideideasnj.com

?I want to thank you for your help in writing my wedding vows. I really didn?t think I would be able to put in to words as much as I love Dave until I ordered your Wedding Vow Toolkit, and that helped me put together the vows that helped unite us. I was able to use the special moments that we shared in our lives in our vows. There was not one dry eye in the church and I thank you for that! I just only wish I would have ordered one for Dave. He meant well, but I really was hoping for more from him!?

Thank you,
Betty J.

"Hi Chris -- I?m stationed in Ballad, at one of the smallest FOBs in Iraq, and we are the most frequently attacked and mortared. It?s like D-day every day here. I came up with a very unique wedding ceremony and reception. We are going to go to Cancun, Mexico, to the Adventura Palace and get married where we will recite our written vows that the Wedding Vow Toolkit has given us the courage and the encouragement to do.

I was having trouble talking my fianc? into writing our vows and I told her about your kit. She said if I got it, she would do it for me, so this has really been a lifesaver!

I didn't think I needed the kit that much since I?m a writer myself, but little did I know that the more I read about getting the kit for my fianc?, the more I realized I needed it myself.?

Our ceremony will be taped digitally, and I will compile it and small clips from our honeymoon, which includes 7 nights and 8 days at the five-star resort, into a presentation that will be projected on a screen at our reception for everyone to see. Then we will follow with a traditional ceremony to satisfy those that want to be a part of this marriage and those that like the traditional way.

-- SPC Chadd Hamm, U.S. Army, Iraq

?Hi Chris,

We have written our own vows and planned the actual ceremony by using your kit. It was very helpful and gave us some great ideas as we are getting married and blending families. Including our (adult) children and special friends in the ceremony will be very special?This has given us lots of food for thought for our ceremony and your kit really was a great addition. Thanks.?

-- Mike and Susan B.

If you?re thinking about personalizing your own wedding vows, just remember that this is what?s at stake?

Imagine for a moment the biggest day of your life ? the day that you will walk down the aisle and marry your one true love in front of your family, closest friends, and everyone you hold dear.
For at least a few hours, all eyes will be on you and your one true love.
What will your guests see?
What will this day be like?
Will it be filled with joy, or will you be a nervous wreck because your wedding vows aren?t something you?re proud of?
You only get one chance.
And you don?t want your wedding vows to be something you wish you could ?do over.?
Let me repeat that?
You get one chance, and only one chance, at writing and delivering wedding vows worthy of your one true love.
Believe it or not, I?m not trying to discourage you from writing your own wedding vows. (Remember, I know it can be done!).
But my purpose in telling you all this is to prepare you for the process so that you don?t think your wedding vows are something you can simply throw together the night before the wedding and be proud of.
It doesn?t work that way unless you have professional help.
So now at this point you basically have three options...
1) Go it alone. Wing it. Hope for the best. And see what happens.
2) Hire someone to do it for you. Very expensive and quite cheesy, if you ask me.
3) Pick up your copy of the one guide that's guaranteed to make the process simple, fun, and successful.
What do I mean by guarantee?
How's this sound...

?You will write the most romantic wedding vows your fianc?, friends and family have ever heard, even if you don?t have a romantic bone in your body and the thought of just writing a thank-you note makes you break out in a cold sweat?GUARANTEED!" (Or the whole thing is on me!)

That?s right. I guarantee that everyone who uses the Ultimate Wedding Vow Toolkit will be able to write beautiful wedding vows or you get 100% of your money back -- every penny!
How can I offer a deal like this?
Because with tools like these, it?s virtually impossible to go wrong.
When you order the full kit now, you?re guaranteed to:
Sound like a seasoned pro on your big day as you pick and choose from more than 400 professionally pre-written phrases, all ready to drop right into your own personalized wedding vows. We tell you exactly how and where to use them so they have the maximum impact, which makes the vow-writing process nearly foolproof.
Completely erase your fears by using little-known techniques for writing amazing wedding vows even if you only have a few hours before the ceremony. (Page 104)
Never worry again about how you?ll perform during the speech of your life with 3 foolproof ways to conquer your fears about public-speaking that are absolutely guaranteed to work. (Page 92)
Seamlessly work your own personal touches into the most common religious and secular wedding vows, just in case you don?t want to create something entirely from scratch. (Page 74)
Compose ultra-romantic and truly memorable vows in no time flat, even if you can?t personally write at all, simply by using the included fill-in-the-blank worksheets and wedding vow templates. (Page 61
Avoid the most common wedding vow mistakes couples make by uncovering the answers to three questions you must know the answer to before you even start composing your wedding vows. (Page 58
Wow your guests by mastering the six different formats your wedding vows can take ? along with specific strategies for each variation. (Page 86)
Stop the stress of nagging and squabbles by using never-fail tips for dealing with friends or family members who might try and talk you out of composing your own wedding vows. (Page 4)
Make your vows sound like they were written by Shakespeare himself as we share more than 45 world-famous sonnets, poems, and speeches you can use for inspiration in your own wedding vows. (Page 42)
Eavesdrop on the wedding vows of famous celebrities as we reveal how Hollywood big shots expressed their love for one another on their wedding day. This is the next best thing to actually being invited to one of these high-powered wedding ceremonies. (Page 53)
How much does the kit cost?
I?ll tell you in a second, but first let me ask you this:
1) How much would it be worth to you if someone could guarantee that the most important speech of your life will be something you want to remember, instead of something you wish you could ?do over??
(Most couples will say this is pretty close to priceless.)
2) How much do you think you?d pay a professional to write your wedding vows for you?
(Here?s a hint: Once I tell you how little you?ll pay for the home-study course, try and get one of these people to write your vows for the same price. Most likely they?ll laugh you out of their office. But even if they agreed to work for such a miniscule amount -- and believe me, they won?t -- there?s no way they could come up with something that would have your personal touch.)
But I want to give you even more...
Everyone who orders the kit from this site today also gets immediate access to these amazing bonuses absolutely free:

FREE Bonus #1
7 Steps to Writing Knee-Weakening Romantic Poetry
These are the very same secrets I paid $300 for! I hired a real published poet (believe me, they?re not all that easy to find) to design this ?poetry course in a box? so that ANYONE, regardless of their experience, could learn the secrets of writing truly memorable and poetic wedding vows. This goes even deeper into the vow-writing process than what?s in the kit itself. It?s for the true ?Do-It-Yourselfer.? If you took a course at your local community college to learn these same techniques, it would cost you hundreds of dollars and take up hours of your time ? and who has that when you?re planning a wedding?!? This home-study course distills what you?d learn in a classroom down to its vital essence, giving you exactly what you need to know FAST! (And best of all, it?s FREE!)

FREE BONUS #2:
Access to Your Own Personal Wedding Vow Consultant ($100 value)
If you remember back to the beginning of this report, I promised you I?d tell you how to get access to a professional speechwriter for help in composing your vows. Well, here it is. Buy the full Ultimate Wedding Vow Toolkit from this site today and I?ll serve as your own personal wedding vow consultant! Here?s the way it will work ? simply purchase the kit, use it to create your own set of amazing wedding vows and then, if you think they still need a bit of polishing, just email me with what you?ve come up with and we?ll brainstorm together. I?d love to do this for everyone (even people who don?t buy the full kit), but because of time constraints I simply have to reserve this special bonus only for paying members.

FREE BONUS #3:
10 Incredibly Common and Painfully Embarrassing Mistakes Newlyweds Make
Ignore these warnings at your own risk! We talked to wedding coordinators who?ve seen hundreds of couples tie the knot to find out the most common things newlyweds do (often without even realizing it) that just flat-out ruin otherwise perfect ceremonies. You?ll want to keep this list somewhere close!

FREE BONUS #4:
The Most Romantic Foreign Phrases and Wedding Traditions from Around the World
If you?d like to add a slice of your heritage to your wedding ceremony, look no further than right here. From all over the world, these are some of the most interesting and romantic wedding traditions you?ll find for cultures as varied as the melting-pot population of America. Plus, you can even add some phrases from your ancestor?s native tongue in your wedding vows for a truly memorable touch!

FREE BONUS #5:
8 Surefire Ways to Kiss Pre-Wedding Jitters Goodbye
The stress of a wedding can turn even the most happy-go-lucky couple into a quivering mess. Why would you want to live like that? These eight simple, quick, and FREE techniques will make your stress melt away ? so you can actually enjoy this special time in your life.

FREE BONUS #6:
21 Ways to Save Money Before, During and After the Ceremony
If you were to use just one of these tips, it could literally save you hundreds or thousands of dollars on the cost of your wedding or honeymoon. From how to save money on your dress or veil, to insider tips on finding the best travel deals, this one special report alone is worth many times what you?re paying for the kit.
So, to recap, you?ll have access to all of the tools mentioned above, plus?
7 simple steps for recreating the secret strategies professional poets use to create the most romantic phrases you?ve ever heard. These are the very same tips that cost me $300 to get my hands on.
Access to your own personal wedding vow consultant ? something you?d pay at least $100 for in other places.
Tips for avoiding the 10 most common and embarrassing mistakes newlyweds make.
Romantic phrases and traditions from cultures all around the world, ready to drop into your own vows or incorporate into your ceremony for a truly special touch.
8 strategies for overcoming even the worst pre-wedding jitters.
21 ways to save money before, during and after your ceremony.
And here?s the kicker?
You get everything mentioned above for much less than what it?s going to cost you to feed a single guest at your wedding!
Plus, because the Ultimate Wedding Vow Toolkit is conveniently packaged as a downloadable PDF file, there?s no shipping cost and no waiting for your package to arrive.
All you need is the free Adobe Acrobat Reader to gain full access to the tools included in the kit.
You can be writing your vows minutes from now ? even if it?s 3:00 in the morning!
What?s all this going to cost you?
Just one more thing before I answer that.
Let?s just say, for argument?s sake, that you think five of the six free bonuses are worthless.
Maybe you don?t want the help of a professional speechwriter, you don?t want to save money on your wedding or honeymoon, you don?t mind making an incredibly embarrassing mistake during the ceremony, you have nerves of steel and you never get rattled, and you have no interest in incorporating your cultural heritage into your wedding.
OK, fine. Some people may feel that way (I haven?t met anyone who does, but I don?t know you personally.)
That still leaves the poetry-course-in-a-box that cost me $300 out of my own pocket.
So at the very least, if you tried to go out and find this information on your own, figure on spending a few hundred bucks.
And that?s just for that one small part of the entire kit ? a part I?m giving away for FREE! It doesn?t include the 400 professionally written phrases, the complete sample vows, the worksheets, the templates or any of the other incredibly powerful wedding vow tools that come with the kit.
Add all that in the mix and I don?t even want to speculate what it would cost you.
So, back to the question at hand.
How much am I asking you to pay to get complete and immediate access to the whole thing?
How about less than 20 bucks? Yep, just $17 flat.
There?s only one way to get your hands on this virtual vow-writing machine, lock in the special price before we hike it back up, and claim your 6 free bonuses described above.

Click Here to Buy the Ultimate Wedding Vow Toolkit and Secure Your Six Free Bonuses!

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Warning! If you decide not to buy today and come back tomorrow, next week, or next month, I can?t guarantee you?ll be able to get this package, including the six free bonuses, at this special price.
Remember, there?s no risk to you whatsoever!
If you don?t think the kit is worth it, just email me (?chris at weddingvowtoolkit dot com?) within six weeks and we?ll refund your money, no questions asked.
That?s it.
To Your Wedding Success,

Chris Simeral
Creator, the Ultimate Wedding Vow Toolkit
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